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Mass-kissing

February 14, 2006

Day 3

Ah yes…Its Feb. 14…Lovapalooza day! Where thousands of couples and strangers-who-went-there-to-hookup-with-somebody-else-whos-dateless show their sign of affection by locking lips at midnight Saturday.


Hey that's me with the stupid face!

 

Uhm…have I mentioned that its hideous?
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real lie stories
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Pinoy ikaw ay Pinoy!

February 10, 2006

Day 2
Everybody now...!
 Doing the Pinoy Big Brother Dance

The stupid things a desperate network can come up with just to get good ratings, or to earn dough from commercials, or for whatever unholy reason they might have, can really be unnerving.

While I was watching GMA 7’s noontime show Eat Bulaga, I accidentally pressed the Channel button instead of the Volume one. Then all of a sudden I was watching the greatest, most exciting, most entertaining and most provocative show that ever hit the idiot’s box - Pinoy Big Brother Loser’s Edition, with the participants are crying their hearts out telling the viewers how their ingrown hurts like hell or how they want their life to be changed by acting stupid and getting instructed by a voiceover on television.

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blabber
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Why do women always smell nice?

Day 1

An angel with a devious smile...As I drag my butt all the way to work I couldn’t help but notice other people’s scents. Mainly because I go to work at night and all the other people that I travel with are on their way home from a long day of filing papers or lifting rocks or sleeping on their desks or God knows whatever they do in their jobs.

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real lie stories
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Uhm…is this thing on?

February 7, 2006

Imma bloggah!I used to laugh at people who waste, for the lack of a better word, precious time posting entries or journals for this latest online fad that recently came out called “blogs”. I mean, what’s the use of uploading articles over the internet if nobody would read it or would at least know they exist? I also thought that blogging is just another way of writing a diary, which I think is gay. If it ain’t only for my fag English teacher in grade school who required us to keep track of our daily mishaps that I would never create a diary. (more…)

blabber
Posted by ballsofsteel at 9:20 pm | permalink | View this entry
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