Mike Villar: Badassery Personified

The word “badass” is tossed around far too liberally in the blogosphere these days. Close your eyes for a second and think of the ballsiest bloggers who have made names online in the last couple of years. Well, there’s the obnoxious Maddox, the mysterious cofibean, and the infamous Mike Villar. These guys have caused some stir in the blogging scene, made tons of people’s blood boil in terrible wrath and made the general Internet public ROFL with their flagrant badassery. But if ever I’d choose one who I shall hold in high regard for all eternity for his motherfuckery, it will be no less than that goddamn Mike Villar!

I mean, what does Mikey have that these other dicks don’t? The guts to piss off the general public while NOT HIDING BEHIND SOME STUPID PSEUDONYM! That’s right, he blogs about how minute his weewee hose is, how stupid his jobs are, or how much money he spent on his former girlfriend #69, using his real name for all his friends, family members, and bosses to read! The only way he can be badassier is if he use the word “Fucking” as his middle name. Oh, wait a minute — he already does!

If you were able to follow the AOF series down to its spin-offs, then you should know how much hate mails and death threats he had to make fun of all for the sake of your entertainment (and probably the chance to hook up with chicks who find his self-deprecating jokes and immaculate grammar^TM cute)! He’s like the Jesus Christ of online humor.
 

 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! 

So there it is. Without a doubt, I’m giving my vote for this year’s Philippine Blog Award’s Bloggers’ Choice to The Rising Internet Superstar, The Man Blog Slave Driver, His Royal Doucheness — Mike “Fucking” Villar.

These guys had absolutely nothing to do with my decision:

Lauren’s Vote For Mike Villar
Pau’s Vote For Mikey
Baddie’s I Believe In Mike Villar
Fritz’s My Vote Goes To Mike Villar
Euri’s Philippine Web Awards 2008
Helga Votes for Mike
Jepoy Votes for Mike
Madz for Mikey!
Liz’s vote
Ozy’s Why Mike Should Win
Marcus declares that he votes for Mike “Fucking” Villar
Noelle wants Mike to be a REAL Internet Star and get rid of “Rising”

And these guys can also make me wear panties over my head for a handsome amount of money:

Level Up! Games
Nokia
Blog Bank
Smart Communications
Josiah’s Catering
Rsun Technology Store
Yahoo
XFM 92.3
Buddy Gancencia Reality TV
Ultravision Photo and Video
Click Booth
Aloha Board Sports
Sheero Media Solutions
YourPinoyBroker.com
Belo Medical Group
Inquirer.Net
Toshiba
ROAM Magazine
PLDT

New Post on The Man Blog!

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JUMPER in five painstaking minutes

(64-bit version of this article can be found here) 

I’m David Rice. Whether via genetic aberration, weird voodoo shit or some unexplained reason, I can teleport in a heartbeat. And I use my awesome abilities to rob banks and bang ho’s in the process.

And that’s what makes me your antagonist. I’ve been travelling all over the world to kill people like you who has the ability to jump. Jumpers if you will. Heck, I’m not even paid to do this shit. We just don’t like your kind in my hood. And by "hood" I mean "planet Earth"!

Jump? Jumpers? What are you talking about? TELEPORT is what I can do, damnit! Aren’t we supposed to be called Teleporters?

Shut up, I kill you now.

VRRRMMMTTT!!! (teleports) 

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