Who? Me?

The Planet Krypton was doomed. Just before its destruction, a scientist placed his only son in a small rocket and sent him to safety. He was NOT that child. While Steel’s occasionally-effeminate behavior and sporadic seizure attacks sometimes frightened the shit out of his fellow editors, this mild-mannered monkey was able to prove his worth mainly by writing pointless articles and changing motherboards while blindfolded. Oh, and because of his titanium alloy nuts. Steel is the only surviving heir of the Ventus clan.

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• The Disastrous Urban Primadonna

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