The Steelmeister’s Recipes of Masculinary Genius for the Common Man Who’s Pressed for Budget (or simply, I Cook But That Doesn’t Mean I’m Gay)

You’re the average bachelor, living with a couple of equally-lazy dufus in an apartment, getting paid every end of the month. Which means right now, countless bachelors like you are dealing with the realization that you’re running on an almost-empty financial tank. Your bills may be paid via credit card, but how about the rent? Gas? Lap dances? Booze? More importantly, food? Man can’t live on bread alone, unless there’s cheese, pepperoni and onions on top of that bread.

Back in the early days our ancestors lived for many thousands of years without the concept of money or fastfood, but they didn’t have to eat from a bone nor graze on grass to survive. They hunted creatures ten times their size and roasted them over fire. They had a little something which is nowadays called dignity. And you, the dignified man, will quickly learn how to create food for your survival!

And you, the dignified man, will quickly learn how to create food for your survival!

Here are some recipes straight from the Steelmeister’s Cookbook of Masculinary Genius:
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