Five Things I Want to Have in 2008

Pardon the recent lack of updates. Contrary to what other people said, I’m not dead yet, nor did I undergo abrasive treatment for my testiculum gigantis. I was just too busy on my new job administerizing Information Technology as an IT administrator. 

But then Ade here obliged me to answer this meme and being the gullible friend that I am, I am gullibly doing it. Way to drag me out of my bum-hole, Ade!

So without much ado, here are the five things I want in 2008.
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Local Signages (in another place)

The world is inhabited by pompous bastards who constantly make fun of other people's inability to come up with a logically decent name for their establishment. And I am one of those bastards. Give me a camera and have me walk on the street for 10 minutes and I'll return with the nastiest remarks about local restaurant and school names:

Daily Restaurant 

What do you think the owners were thinking? It's a restaurant and people come in daily. That's it. Should things always be complicated?

Decent Restaurant 

This restaurant is right outside our building so I always pass by this one. And believe you me even though the sign outside says decent, the food and the store's interior say otherwise. Just ask the guy donned in white having his early morning dose of Kerala tea.

Kwality Restaurant 

They totally misspelled restaurant.

I tried my very best to investigate this place and even got to a point where I almost dined in if not for my curry intolerance, but still I failed to see even just one freakin' radio inside. Wondering why the place is called as such keeps me awake all night.

School of Knowledge 

Everything you need to know about life and its secrets can be presumably obtained from this school. This school can kick the ass of whatever school you're from, thus potentially ending the seemingly eternal rivalry between La Salle and Ateneo. The bus itself can be seen from a mile away due to its shining aura. Rumor has it that it was once driven by Gautama Buddha.

Comelec: So you want to run as President, huh? May I know your qualifications?

Aspiring Presidential Candidate: (hands out the school credentials) I have a bachelor's degree in Presidency major in Curfew Management and Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Comelec: You're so in!

Our Own English High School 

This answers all my questions regarding these guys' grammar. Yep! Forget I even asked.