Mike Villar: Badassery Personified
September 18, 2008The word “badass” is tossed around far too liberally in the blogosphere these days. Close your eyes for a second and think of the ballsiest bloggers who have made names online in the last couple of years. Well, there’s the obnoxious Maddox, the mysterious cofibean, and the infamous Mike Villar. These guys have caused some stir in the blogging scene, made tons of people’s blood boil in terrible wrath and made the general Internet public ROFL with their flagrant badassery. But if ever I’d choose one who I shall hold in high regard for all eternity for his motherfuckery, it will be no less than that goddamn Mike Villar!
I mean, what does Mikey have that these other dicks don’t? The guts to piss off the general public while NOT HIDING BEHIND SOME STUPID PSEUDONYM! That’s right, he blogs about how minute his weewee hose is, how stupid his jobs are, or how much money he spent on his former girlfriend #69, using his real name for all his friends, family members, and bosses to read! The only way he can be badassier is if he use the word “Fucking” as his middle name. Oh, wait a minute — he already does!
If you were able to follow the AOF series down to its spin-offs, then you should know how much hate mails and death threats he had to make fun of all for the sake of your entertainment (and probably the chance to hook up with chicks who find his self-deprecating jokes and immaculate grammarTM cute)! He’s like the Jesus Christ of online humor.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
So there it is. Without a doubt, I’m giving my vote for this year’s Philippine Blog Award’s Bloggers’ Choice to The Rising Internet Superstar, The Man Blog Slave Driver, His Royal Doucheness — Mike “Fucking” Villar.
These guys had absolutely nothing to do with my decision:
Lauren’s Vote For Mike Villar
Pau’s Vote For Mikey
Baddie’s I Believe In Mike Villar
Fritz’s My Vote Goes To Mike Villar
Euri’s Philippine Web Awards 2008
Helga Votes for Mike
Jepoy Votes for Mike
Madz for Mikey!
Liz’s vote
Ozy’s Why Mike Should Win
Marcus declares that he votes for Mike “Fucking” Villar
Noelle wants Mike to be a REAL Internet Star and get rid of “Rising”
And these guys can also make me wear panties over my head for a handsome amount of money:
Level Up! Games
Nokia
Blog Bank
Smart Communications
Josiah’s Catering
Rsun Technology Store
Yahoo
XFM 92.3
Buddy Gancencia Reality TV
Ultravision Photo and Video
Click Booth
Aloha Board Sports
Sheero Media Solutions
YourPinoyBroker.com
Belo Medical Group
Inquirer.Net
Toshiba
ROAM Magazine
PLDT
Ten Things I should NOT do during Ramadan
September 9, 2008So it’s Ramadan. That very special occasion for our Islamic brothers who fast from dawn until sunset for an entire month as an act of self-purification. Since this is my first time to experience such an event (and a hardcore one — much, much hardcore than the Ramadan in Manila), I thought it would be good to take some time out of my busy schedule to think about what I should NOT do during this season if I plan to, you know, keep my head on top of these shoulders.
1. Smoke through my eye socket.
2. Eat soft and juicy meat buns. (more…)
Mundane things that suck: People on YM who threaten to skin you alive if you dare disturb them
September 6, 2008If you think about it, most of today’s denizens (me included) are desk jockeys who prefer to keep the lines of communication open to friends even when they’re in the office. And what better way to stay in touch online and in real-time than to sign in to your trusty Yahoo! Messenger so you’re friends can buzz you anytime. Right?
So what’s the deal with some people who sign in to YM, leave a very harsh status message (read: threat) to virtually kill you if you even try to buzz them, then let their friends know they are online by staying “visible” to everyone?
Random junk off my um, trunk!: Twitter
September 3, 2008I was scouring my hard drive for some nice pictures for a new post when I stumbled upon this twitter convo thread screenshot (it was between me and that Cockmandu fella) . And to think it was in the same folder as nude women pictures. Good tiems!
Click to super-size and read from the bottom up.
Mundane things that suck: A Neighbor putting a password in what used to be your free wi-fi connection
August 26, 2008I recently moved to a new apartment and the first thing I did once all my stuff were settled was to crack open my laptop, and basked in all the wireless signals my laptop could snort. Unfortunately, no thanks to this guy who wrote this crap, all of said wireless connections were password-protected. All, except one.
And that glorious unsecured wireless signal was called Afrain. Sweet, sweet Afrain.
