I Wanna be Robert Downey Jr.
June 3, 2008If there’s a pair of shoes I’d like to be in right now, it’s Robert Downey Jr’s. Why, you ask? I’ll tell you why.
He played the role of Charlie Chaplin, a bad-ass mime who single-handedly brought down a communist government using only his cane and a monster truck…Oh what’s that? I was informed I haven’t seen the movie yet. Sry.
He was in a relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker for seven goddamn years. Any man who can bone a lady like her presumably eats nails with milk for breakfast!
Libido murderer
He has a striking resemblance to my childhood hero Rocco Siffredi.
Robert Downey Jr. and Rocco Siffredi. Below: Both heroes in action.
And if that doesn’t make him badass enough, he’ll be playing the role of a war actor. Who is black!
Dear God why can’t I be Robert Downey Jr even just for a day?
Previous Comments
Are you tired of being Superman huh? What about Steel???????
Ventutttttssss!
So you wanna eat nails with milk for breakfast huh? LOL. 
*staring at the pictures* hhmmm… he was in a porn film??? *scratches chin*
Posted by cai at June 5, 2008, 2:25 pmparker looks like a wrestler in that photo.
Posted by chelsea at June 11, 2008, 4:56 amUR FACE IS SHOES
Posted by Helga at June 12, 2008, 9:15 pmThat Jessica Parker is a scary chick.
Posted by Poyt at June 13, 2008, 12:08 am
I haven’t seen Charlie Chaplin too. It’s about that Aryan-obsessed dude with the penchant for genocide, right? Guy who shouts a lot? Ring a bell? No? Sieg hail?
Posted by Baddie at June 3, 2008, 11:23 pm