Five Things I Want to Have in 2008

Pardon the recent lack of updates. Contrary to what other people said, I’m not dead yet, nor did I undergo abrasive treatment for my testiculum gigantis. I was just too busy on my new job administerizing Information Technology as an IT administrator. 

But then Ade here obliged me to answer this meme and being the gullible friend that I am, I am gullibly doing it. Way to drag me out of my bum-hole, Ade!

So without much ado, here are the five things I want in 2008.

1. A local driver’s license. Being in a place where owning a car is a necessity and the cab drivers are a bunch of smelly snobs, I need to obtain my driver’s license as soon as possible (or at least once I receive my residence visa, which is in a week’s time yay!). I’m sick of wrangling with taxi drivers who would rather drive around without a passenger than to take one in a very busy street. The nerve of those assholes!

2. My own car. The next logical thing to do is buy my own car here. Nothing flashy. Just something that can take me from point A to point B. I’ve been eyeing this one:

Too subtle, huh?

3. Spend a week in Burj Al Arab with my hot, snazzy future ex-wife (see item no. 5).

4. Hang out with the cool guys. And by "cool guys" I mean "those who are in power". No, not superheroes. Im talking about these guys:

5. Marry Rhonda Adams and show her the wonders of cuddling and talking about each other’s feelings. Because I’m sensitive like that.

So there you have it. My five most sought after things in 08. Now to end the trail of curse every meme brings I’m tagging no one. That’s right. I’ll keep the misery to myself. Run and save yourself!