Cool people don’t update their blogs very often

There comes a point in every blogger's life when he has to go on a sporadic posting spree. It happens to everyone, more so, to Class A, super-famous writers, who, in their own field are so awesome, they make other awesome bloggers look not awesome. Not taking blogger's block into consideration, here are a few reasons why even the greatest bloggers (including, uhrm, myself) fall into the clutches of long hiatus.

• Travel. People tend to lose their access to the Internetz whenever they go someplace else. Jason Mulgrew momentarily skipped blogging once when he went to NJ for a project. I, on the other hand, haven't moved my butt a single inch away from the computer since 1972.
  

• Workload. One of my most favorite humor writers, The Letter D, was recently deemed dead by his readers due of his long absence from the blogosphere. He said he was frantically bombarded with tons of workload and has been offered different job opportunities. Same shit has been happening to me too, except that I'm literally talking about shit instead of career growth. I won't go into details because I love this company to pieces and I still need to save monies to establish my own oil empire somewhere in the Middle East with the help of my fellow Mujahideens. Let's keep it at that.

• Secks. Most people I know blame their online inactivity on their being busy getting laid every now and then. I, however, have nothing but my right hand and some 3GP kiddie porn. *Sigh*
  

I'm in the middle of a few weeks where I've got a lot going on - almost all of it NOT good - and no time or mental space to blog. Also, since a measly three paragraphs of fluff count as an entry, I was able to save my blog from a serious coma. Yay!

I'll return when I feel more settled and less discombobulated. Until then, be good boys and gals!