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My Boss has me chained to a radiator-like device right now. I'm being held into place by force beams while being bathed in a green Kryptonite ray. The harder I struggle against the field, the stronger the ray becomes. It's taking a little longer than expected for me to die though, so I better tell him to forget about the idea of killing me.

*EDIT* Ok. So I was able to get past the first part of my path to promotion. My supervisor toned the Kryptonite rays down a notch and just resorted to kicking me repeatedly in the crotch, which will hurt him more since he's not wearing steel-toe boots.

Will spring back into action and post something substantial soon.