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No Im not Desperate. Honest!

May 1, 2007

Lately, if am not wasting other people's time, I usually find me unknowingly embarrassing myself over YM. Since Im not able to come up with any decent blog entry as of late, please find…bah just read on!

[05:53] rai_venx: kelangan ko ng chicks ngayon din!
[05:53] ********kikay: sa boses pa lang halata na
[05:53] rai_venx: bago ako matuluyan!
[05:53] ********kikay: ************* — o ayan chick
[05:53] rai_venx: ikaw naman puro alagad mo pinapakilala mo sakin e
[05:53] rai_venx: yung babae naman!
[05:53] ********kikay: ang pikon bakla
[05:54] ********kikay: LD
[05:54] ********kikay: yung housemate ko ayaw mo e
[05:54] rai_venx: e mas malaki pa maskels sakin non e!
[05:54] ********kikay: :)
[05:54] ********kikay: hindi a
[05:54] ********kikay: tennis player lang siya
[05:54] ********kikay: athlete ng la salle main
[05:55] ********kikay: scholar
[05:55] ********kikay: tapos bs biology graduate
[05:55] ********kikay: hottie
[05:55] ********kikay: virgin pa
[05:55] ********kikay: swear
[05:55] rai_venx: uyy!
[05:55] rai_venx: pweeede!
[05:55] ********kikay:
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=*******
[05:55] ********kikay:
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=*******
[05:55] ********kikay:
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=*******
[05:55] rai_venx: maispatan nga
[05:55] ********kikay:
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=*******
[05:55] ********kikay: o ayan manawa ka
[05:56] rai_venx: 21 yrs old?
[05:56] rai_venx: di kaya high maintenance?
[05:56] rai_venx: well, wala namang problema since ok naman sinasahod ko
[05:56] ********kikay: yes
[05:56] ********kikay: hindi naman
[05:56] ********kikay: ahahahahaha
[05:56] rai_venx: ayos na siguro yung nasa 50k a month diba?
[05:56] ********kikay: :P
[05:56] rai_venx: teka mali…15K pala
[05:56] rai_venx: typo…sorry.
[05:57] ********kikay: huli ka na … 50k pala a
[05:57] ********kikay: hehehe
[05:57] ********kikay: kailangan daw kamukha mo si spongebob
[05:57] ********kikay: patay na patay siya kay spongebob e
[05:57] ********kikay: :)
[05:57] rai_venx: may malaki akong ngipin sa harap
[05:57] rai_venx: di lang ngipin, pati harap.
[05:57] rai_venx: minsan naninilaw ako
[05:58] rai_venx: pagkakain ng fried pusit sa kanto
[05:58] ********kikay: malaki mata mo?
[05:58] rai_venx: honaman!
[05:58] rai_venx: kita nga kita mula rito e
[05:58] ********kikay: yung brief mo ba square?
[05:58] rai_venx: yun nga lang…
[05:58] rai_venx: di ako nagbi-brief
[05:58] rai_venx: pero para sa kanya…
[05:58] rai_venx: go ako!
[05:59] ********kikay: ang boxers mo daw dapat spongebob
[05:59] rai_venx: nakupo
[05:59] rai_venx: di ba pwedeng superman?
[06:00] ********kikay: nahiya na tuloy
[06:00] ********kikay: :P
[06:00] ********kikay: di daw pwede superman
[06:00] rai_venx: di pwede?
[06:00] rai_venx: totoo?
[06:01] rai_venx: kahit magmakaawa ako?
[06:01] rai_venx: na superman brief isuot ko?
[06:01] rai_venx: o sige wag na lang
[06:01] rai_venx: hanap na lang ako iba

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Previous Comments

This entry made me sad.

Posted by Ade at May 1, 2007, 9:38 pm

Dont be, noisy man. I made this post to show how much monies Im earning and willing to spend on wymin, which I miserably failed to point out.

Posted by Steel at May 1, 2007, 10:28 pm

Ade, how can you be sad at a time like this? you’re not single, bah.

Posted by liz at May 2, 2007, 12:15 pm

21-year olds are not high maintenance.
…
Pfffft, what do I know.

Posted by helga at May 4, 2007, 3:24 am

Steel and I work in the same company. Pasay. LOL

I just found out. hehe

Posted by keysi at May 16, 2007, 5:14 am

Very smooth, Mr. Nunez! Now my stalkers would know where to hunt me down. If I go NCNS for the next couple of days you know where to find me — at the bottom of the Manila Bay at the back of MoA!

Posted by Steel at May 16, 2007, 6:48 am

hehe. sorry man, but you get more readers than I do. unless they go to my blog and look for the post where I indicated where we work, then you’re safe. LOL.

Posted by keysi at May 19, 2007, 1:30 am

the ym conversation is very familiar… i dunno why… (^_____^)

Posted by phoebemadness at May 24, 2007, 1:37 am
 
 

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