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A Faggoty Xmas Party

December 1, 2006

Day 65

There are but two things I always look forward to during this month – one is my boithday, the other is of course, the 13th month pay Christmas! And what better way to celebrate the holiday but by going to Christmas parties?

The great event coordinators of our company thought of setting a very creative theme for this year's Christmas party — Moulin Rouge! When I first heard about it, it took a great deal of restraint on my part not to exclaim, "What kind of a fuckin' faggot would come up of such a theme?!". I mean, imagine Christina Aguilera, Mya, Pink and Li'l Kim on their Lady Marmalade video. Yep, we're required to dress up like them! Well, come to think of it, at least it will be less embarassing for us men since we'll be in tuxedos or something to that effect.
Gay!
Bunny outfits: embarrasingly kinky! 

My female colleagues are starting to shop around for dresses and tights. As for the men, they're already searching for tight pants and body-fit suits. What a gay! As for me, I'm planning to dress up like my idol — one of the baddest actors I've seen to hit the big screen. The only actor bad-ass enough to play the role of Wolverine on the Xmen movie series. Yep, I'm talkin' about Hugh Fuckin' Jackman!

   

Isn't he astig or what?! Can't wait till Sunday!

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Previous Comments

Oh, yes. Hugh "Fuckin'" Jackman, the epitomie of manliness. Oh yeah… um, yeah… ohhh baby… oh yeah… ah…

Posted by ade at December 2, 2006, 5:54 pm

Sexay!

Posted by Noelle at December 6, 2006, 6:38 pm

You two! Back in your cages!

Posted by Steel at December 6, 2006, 6:53 pm

the peeps in the moulin rouge photo look so gay.

Posted by shellsie at December 23, 2006, 5:48 am

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by ght at June 9, 2007, 11:42 pm
 
 

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