Updates Schmupdates!

Day 59

Yeah I know I haven’t been able to post updates again lately (and perhaps on the next couple of days as well). And it’s not due to another blogger’s block I tells ya. You see, other bloggers fail to post entries on their site because they’re either getting too stoned as a result of too much fucking, or spending a holiday on a cruise, or just plain enjoying whatever it is that they’re currently doing. I, on the other hand, have been getting dick-smacked left and right at work (Between my co-eds and I, I’m probably the one who has the bottom of the suck barrel).

Maybe I’m just burnt out. Such daily repeated routines and mundane tasks cannot inflict drudgery to the mighty Steel! Bah! I might just be experiencing a mild case of stress. Everyone else does.

Oh who am I kidding?! I’m pretty fucked up because of work! Here’re why:

1. I feel so tired, I now answer the phone with just “Hell.”

2. I receive text messages in the morning and my friends receive my reply in the afternoon, or worse, never at all.

3. My garbage can is my “in” box for the memos and reports I get.

4. I wake up to discover my dog is chewing on my shoes, but go back to sleep because I don’t have the energy to care.

5. I sometimes wish I have an identical twin to cover up for my absences.

6. Visions of the upcoming weekend help me make it through Monday. (Frrrhhhiiidddhhhaaayyyyhhhrrrr!!!!)

7. I pray our building will get swallowed by a massive tidal wave even when I’m in the office.

8.  I leave for a party and instinctively bring my work ID.

9.  I imagine about how relaxing it would be if I were in jail right now. (Sitting all day, not worrying about how I’m gonna pay for my food and lodging.)

10.  I have no idea what day it is. I just count work days ordinally. (Today is the fourth day of my work week! Yayfers!)

Update: Nov. 10 was supposed to be my vacation leave. I came in to work. Suxx0r!

I have to cut it short because my supervisor is yet again pwning me right now. Laterade!