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March 18, 2006

Day 19

What’s good about having a camera phone, or any portable camera on that matter, is you having the liberty of shooting anything that you find interesting. In my level of mentality as a smartass retard with a short attention span, interesting means something hilarious. Here are some of the weird, if not stupid, signages that I have encountered as I scoured the entirety of Manila by foot.
No park
That means no strolling nor picnics are allowed here, and don’t walk like you’re in a park!

(Taken from one of the streets in Tondo, Manila)

 
Xerox machine
What kind of service? Lip service?
(A photocopying machine situated near the Manila city hall) 
 
 age 2005?
Age 2005? How about me Im only 2004?
(Taken from one of the boutiques in SM Manila)
 
Keep out you outsider! 
Outsiders stay out!
(A photo laboratory near Luneta)
 
Hail President Daniel!
OMG! Whatever happened to Madam Gloria then?
(One of the posts in Intramuros) 

 

These ones came from my FHM bullboard comrade Orange.

 WTF!
There’s got to be a logical explanation behind this one. You see vanity kills, and excessive use of prohibited drugs can lead to death. Ergo, drug dependents MUST be vane!

ATM-WTFOMGBBQ!
Do we need to have an ATM card to use this machine? Heck a cup of mineral water just costs one peso!

Nuff said! Sucky post! Bleh! I’m gonna write something worth reading next time. Perhaps just an effect of PMS that’s all.

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Previous Comments

hahahaha! dude! that was one priceless entry! keep on looking foe 'em weird signs! :)

Posted by ade at March 19, 2006, 2:44 pm

i remember this signage in front of the PRC dept, there was a contruction goin on and the sign went: "SLOW DOWN, MET AT WORK.." however someone with a sense of humor and who was probly right.. rubbed of DOWN.. now it read "SLOW MEN AT WORK" :D

Posted by mushy at March 20, 2006, 9:00 pm

sabi nga nila.. ONLI IN DA PILIPINS!! nice entry.. :p

Posted by ardee at April 20, 2006, 7:13 am

Hahah! Makes me (un)proud of being a Filipino! =Þ
Ala eh, sa wala yan sa lolo ko!

Posted by Steel at April 20, 2006, 11:47 am

very good entry! keep it up and more of those local signages from you in the future! ^_^

Posted by rara at July 31, 2007, 12:50 pm
 
 

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